octupac:

lets play “how rude can i be until u realize i dont like u”

Politeness has become so rare that some people mistake it for flirtation.

(Source: establishedin81)

err-chasseur:

01012012:

friendly reminder that after each passing day you are closer to finding your soulmate

and dying

earthnation:

DONT GO THRU OLD CONVERSATIONS WITH SOMEONE WHO U USED TO BE CLOSE WITH

cnnbreaking:

when you are so desperate you go to the second page of google results

(Source: cnnbreakingofficial)

officialdogblog:

you is kind,

you is smart,

you is important,

(Source: circumcisions)

run-cause-hitler:

enayalate-h8-this-year:

bbanditt:

slett:

winchestercodependency:

ibecameacat:

what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do

dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off

“People with vaginas”

what are those called again

I can’t remember

this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for 

(Source: vvumblr)

just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

happybutts:

peacocks look like they speak french

(Source: llamasaremybestfriends)

musicbeatstherapy:

jelee-:

rockpapertheodore:

tinyspacebabe:

ok let’s stop using the term “butthurt” we’re not 12 anymore

you sound fannytroubled

a little bootybothered if you ask me

someone’s having a little tushytantrum