vinebox:

"my dog doesnt bite"

willsmiff:

kayleyhyde:

We all know that feeling, vending machine

(Source: dalasverdugo)


tyleroakley:

tiktok-itsaclock:

fiftyshadesofugly:

We just got our yearbooks and these are my fav quotes

I KEPT THINKING I HAD A FAVORITE AND THEY JUST KEPT GETTING BETTER AND BETTER

senior quotes are the new text post

salparadisewasright:

pantheisticsunshine:

Science has proven that: 

  • Humans have auras
  • Humans have organs that sense energy
  • We inherit memories from our anscestors
  • Meditation repairs telomeres in DNA, which slows the process of aging. 
  • Compassion extends life
  • Love is more than just an emotion
  • Billions of other universes exist 
  • Meditation speeds healing

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awwww-cute:

Today my boyfriend bought a label maker


(Source: orangeis)


dont-dropdead-dropthebeat:

rilgon:

lieutenantbites:

nosdrinker:

eveltal:

supamuthafuckinvillain:

sageoftenpaths:

WOW

I’m pretty sure you’ve reached Legendary Status when the God of Skating, Tony Hawk looses his shit

That’s literally the move Christ Air from the first tony hawk pro skater game

HE REALLY DID IT

holy
FUCKING SHIT

so wait

someone literally had the balls of vibranium it takes to attempt christ air

in front of Tony Hawk

AND STUCK IT

jfc

Fucking Christ

(Source: 7hesevenhills)


thevirginityslayer:

edwardspoonhands:

moeranda:

itseliberg33:

can she just get an award or something

I reblog this whenever it pops up on my dash.

So many directions she could have gone with this joke…out of infinite possibilities…she picked the best possible direction.

Best video in the world

(Source: aryanstark)


phoeni-xx:

iamkendoll:

me and my boo riding —-

-__- perfect face, perfect beard, perfect hair. wtf

Wow

(Source: thefineside)


watermellyn:

look at this dog baby

tentarude:

troncats:

sorry:

I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook

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(Source: sorry)

homoeroticjahlani:

conceivethedream:

mightymorphinlightskin:

phattygirls:

REJECTION HAS NIGGAS IN THEIR FEELINGS!

What the fuck else were you supposed to say besides thanks lmao ol uncle Phil lookin ass nigga

^^^^^^^^^^^^LMAO!

NAh you sposed to suck his dick and cook his dinner apparently. Niggas smh…