daftlypunk:

i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”


prguitarman:

He saw God

(Source: agirlwholovesbusestoo)

liompayne:

"what did u do all day?"

image

(Source: swedishpapa)

quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.

My.

God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

(Source: acidocasualidad)

catdad:

If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.

(Source: 4gifs)


bitchesg0tst0learn:

Malamute? More like Malacute, am I right?


beahbeah:

this website SAVED MY BRAIN when i was a stressed out college student who couldn’t stop flipping out long enough to prioritize. quite a few of you are still suffering through college so i hope this helps you too!! c:


gettingsweptaways:

Wow Disney Channel has really expanded its dialogue.

(Source: gracieisabelladzienny)

cumsockmonkey:

My mom’s Facebook posts about me are flawless


(Source: lion)

rnetropolis:

my selfies

(Source: aphrodiyte)

breadstiks:

it’s physically impossible to fit words into a venn diagram

inter-webs:

*sigh* why am i better than everyone

(Source: 6yr)

largecoin:

me supporting all yall

(Source: beyonseh)